Shubh Sandhya..............(GudEvenin...)
Yes m bak...............
This time wid d college memories........
College was one place where i learnt a lot...........not just my syllabus stuff...........but moreover i had some of the most beautiful n a few most bitter experiences of life .........
An Engineering College is a place of its own kind.......a world different frm d world n 4 us a home away frm home.......
College.....hmmm..........dat was interestin as well.......
.....n I nvr cried before or after leaving my home for college.......actually was damn xcited bout it........
The first day......dat was gr8........i made my frst frns in the college........my best frns...........
Then was wat ol new joinees fear the most...............yesssss the blood thirsty seniors........
I was one wid an attitude......n I actually burst out laughin aloud seeing my batchmates so terror stricken..............
But then my turn had to come......they had some stupid rule of speaking only in hindi.....pure hindi(i dint mind dat....coz i had been scoring well in the subject olways..)......but hw does one expect me to know all rules immediately after entering the gates..........!!!
wat nxt............?? wat......!!!
arre bhai humne bhi saare jawaab angrezi mein thode tough si vocab mein de daale.........
bas fir kya tha.....dhuan dhuan.........all around me..........
They were ol in rage n told me the rules............
Bola....Pin Drop Silence ko hindi mein bolke batao.............
kya...........wat nonsense.........n then I did it.......
ans batau......????..........Sui Patak Sannata [;P] ..............he he he.....
phir maine maar li two day leave............n then whn i came up to the hostel the third day.......all eyes were on me.......
b4 dat lemme tell u they evn had rules like eyes down!!(dont look at a senior........bullshitt as if they thot they were ppl frm hollywood that one was dying to look at them n say........autograph puleeeeeeeeez.....)
I was made to sing infront of the whole batch n then my shaitani khopri worked n out of the blues came out a song...................
" la la la................na sar jhuka k jiyo aur na muh chuppa k jiyo..................."
bas usske baad...............ppl bak to their places.....raggin meetin dissolved..........
n whn we were bak to our rooms in the evenin.......waakka rooooooooooony.............
ans hans k lot pot ho gaye..........
we laughed n laughed for almost midnite.......
then it went on...........
d frst year passed.....we were now asked to leave the hostel n find sum accomodation in the city.........
dat was terrible....we protested........news flashed on local n state channels n newspapers...........interviews..rallies......road block.........locking up staff in the admin till they give in to our demands.........we did ol we cud........
..........n finally whn the list of ppl breakin rules was made my name was there again...on top !!! (as olways...)
nothing happened................
then this was the time I broke..........I lost my best frnd.........she passed away..........i was left ol alone............
.......n then I found my true companions.......my frnds for ol times......good or bad..........they were there wid me..........n my parents who supported me for everything right.......!!!!
life was full of gaiety n mirth ol the rest of the days.........
I got knowledge for hw shud i choose ppl in my life......hw to save myself frm those who r born to ditch you at ne point........n so much more out of life...........
I m happy to ve spent my 4yrs learning not just frm my books....but frm ppl n frm life.............
abhi mere paas college time se related ek poem aayi hai............jus wanna share it with u all...........
chk it out....
woh college ka 1st yr..
ghoor kar seniors ka kehna..come here....
seniors ko dekhte hi ud jaate the hosh..
masti mazaak bhool jata..kam pad jaata josh...
3rd button ki taraf dekhna aur 90 degree pe wish maarna..
zara si galti karne pe woh srs ka datna..
normal ka toh pata nahin par technical intro rata hota tha..
class k ladko ko bhale na jaante ho...
ladkiyo ka poora pata hota tha..
present lagti thi hostel mein..
class mein lagti thi proxy...
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college k dino ki woh yaadein..
patli patli guides..moti moti kitabein........
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college k un dino ki yaadein rakhna chaha hai .........
keep in touch doston kehna chaha hai........
seriously dat was a very different phase of life........
jahan mom nahin tech mom hoti thi...
jahan dad nahin tech dad the.........
jahan college mein hi hamari poori family ban jaati thi...
brother...sister.........everybody...............dat was awesome.........!!!!
haan seniors ki kuchch baatein buri lagi toh unhein kabhi apne juniors k saath repeat nahin kiya..........
seniors were good too......very good frns too............i think dats wat is life............
a few things dat happen for ol sumtime or the other whn we r in college.........
1. On being Late
"Kab chalu hua?"
"Attendance ho gayakya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"Ab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kyapadaya tha sir ne"
"Kal se pakka class karunga"
"Ek page de na.......... abe pen bhi to de......."
"Kal proxy mara tha kya"
"Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"
2. During the lecture
"Yesss!!!! Sir.......The answer is........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............"
"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."
"Saala apne aapko Newtonsamajta hai"
"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha.......gadha......."
"mera assignment tere paas hai??"
"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go canteen now!!!"
"Boss class khatam hote hi chai chahiye......"
3. Lab
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"Idhar Karna kya hai??"
"Yeh bhai.....mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata........"
"Areee tu to bura maan gaya.......data dikha na........."
4. Unit Test
"Unit test???? ......Aree yaar...... "
"Kya...... abe unit test mein itne topic hai to annual mein kya hoga...."
"Boss..... hogaya......aur nahi ho sakta........jaan nahi de sakta......."
"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya?"
"Aaj kounsa test hai?"
"Oye Sanjiv kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail...."After test......"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteenchalega..." SAHI !!
5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
"I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya"
"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"
"Bola tha proxy regularly maar....... tera class karne ka kya faida hua....."
6 . After exam
"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"
"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2....... Gaya..........fail pakka......."
"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar......"
arre forget it................
agar college ki aur baatein karne baithe toh raat ho jaegi.........no wonder we keep laughing till tomorrow...........................
yaad aaya...........once there was this non tech seminar............n i was asked to show my oratory skills..........ON D SPOT.............
n i had no topic on my mind........ol i cud finally think of was PROXY............a gud nontech topic.......
i spoke n ol of us were laughing for around 20 good reasons stating hw y n wen proxy proves best..........
those were days...................!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to sum up..........
........... bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai
................... Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai
................... kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain
................... kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain
................... abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai
................... Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai
................... hostel ke chat ki wo raat yaad aati hai
................... exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai
................... tab ki bekar lagne wali photo's chehre pe hasi laati hai
................... Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.
.................. Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai
...................Ek aisi subah uthne ka man karta hai.
.................. bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai
................... bas ek bar aur
................... wapas lautne ka man karta hai........
........................................i wish i cud be volatile n go bak in time once.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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